sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
I will never not reblog this.
are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals
none of that was expected.
I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise
Americans Were Asked To Place European Countries On A Map. Here’s What They Wrote:
i have been laughing for days “glad to see college paid off” “i went to college i have my masters” “cold”
Reblogging again because perfection
Ah yes my favourite European country, Warsaw
Ahh yes see I come from ???
last one looks like they took Poland from the 1500s
Well - it’s easy to laugh when you’re European. But try to name all the states in the US. Or all the countries in Africa?
i think the poinst isnt really that they couldnt name european countries; the point is that they couldnt name the countries - something which i cant do either and im european (albeit better than these examples but who knows what the rest of the people did)
Geography is easy, especially Europe.
Cr1TiKaL- Outlast (x)
Wow, that’s incredibly racist.
A Mapped History of A Song of Ice and Fire by u/hotbrownDoubleDouble
mod note: While there are multiple typos in these images (“Roynar” should be Rhoynar, “Durrandon” should be Durrendon, “Gardiner” should be Gardener, and “the last native king” in the seventh image should be “the last Riverlands king”), this is nevertheless a very useful resource of pre-Conquest history.
Cr1TiKaL- The Walking Dead (x)
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