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Exterminate! Regenerate!: If I was a guy for a day, →
I would:
- Masturbate.
- Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
- Walk around the house naked.
- Pee behind a building.
- Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
- Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN…
tumblr has to be one of three or four websites on the entirety of the internet that has a female majority.
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those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca
ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones
Someone making a white girls joke:
Someone making a black girls joke:
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How I cross a street
I don’t look both ways, I just walk.
When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
There are approximately 200,000 people on tumblr who don’t drive.
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Alot of people will not notice this. Reblog if you see the spelling mistake in this post.
If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you
I mean it’s RIGHT THERE.
I SEES IT.
i saw it
It hurts.
its so common and it kills me when people do it
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Alot of people will not notice this. Reblog if you see the spelling mistake in this post.
If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you
I mean it’s RIGHT THERE.
I SEES IT.
i saw it
It hurts.
its so common and it kills me when people do it
There’s a different between a spelling mistake and a grammar mistake you peasants.
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ITS
ITS
ITS
THERE IS NO FUCKING APOSTROPHE
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you see this?
it’s called a razor
if you’re a girl, USE IT
your hairy legs and armpits aren’t cute okay
you’re not helping out for woman’s rights or anything
YOU’RE JUST MAKING YOURSELF LOOK NASTY
Or!
Women have been socialized to believe that they must remove hair for a number of reasons, primarily the following:
- hair is historically and Biblically associated with power; we as a patriarchal culture are obsessed with keeping hair on men (facial hair, Hair Club for Men, hair plugs, whatever) and keeping it off women. You say hair on women is nasty; why is it only hair on women? Women and men have the same pubic hair. We all grow it out of our follicles for the same reason. Why is it only gross on women?
- women’s bodies have been considered the property of men since the dawn of time, and therefore we have been held to a standard of beauty and attractiveness that is not determined by us but is instead determined by something called the male gaze, which is erases all sexualities and genders other than cisgender heterosexual men and assumes that women are performing for it.
- childlike women are considered less “threatening” and more “feminine” because they are naive, quiet, and rely on ~*adult men*~ to take care of them.
AND ALSO:
- there is a fallacy about pubic hair that it is dirty. It is not dirty. In fact, it’s there to keep your genitals cleaner. Pubic hair and armpit hair are also there to spread your pheromones around and make it easier for you to attract a mate.
- all mammals have hair. We’re mammals.
AND FINALLY:
- No one else’s body is your business. Ever. You want to shave? Go ahead! That’s totally your prerogative and if you’re more comfortable shaving, feel free. But given that pubic hair isn’t innately dirty, there’s no reason for anyone to remove it if they don’t want to.
You’re not sending out some edgy, hardcore message here. You’re just reinforcing what our culture wants you to reinforce. Before you pick up that razor again, think about why you want to shave. Is it just because our culture told you to? Why’d they tell you to? What’s the point?
Do what makes you comfortable and what makes you happy, and let others do the same.
amazeballs.
I feel like I want to punch that girl (in the picture) in the face.
Ugh, this is why tumblr disappoints me so often. Any argument featuring the sequence of words “we as a patriarchal culture” is ridiculous, overly serious and mildly hilarious is only in its ineptitude as trying to prove a point. The majority of people don’t find body hair on women attractive, it’s really that simple.
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Stick!Spank Master Post!
Since it seems I have wrapped up the Stick!Spank Series I decided to put then all in one handy master post! this feels pretty complete…It almost makes me want to make this a book of some sort as a simplified comprehensive spanking guide.
Now moving on to the Stick!Fetish Flyers.
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